The answer here is a big sexy Volvo.

Someone educate me: Why are pre-2005 models “crap”?

I’m gonna stick with Buick. Even though I actually enjoy the brand’s work, it’s always half-assed. Where are the GTs, the under-the-radar sport sedans, the actually capable luxury 4x4? I feel like Buick could be like Audi but with more style and less AWD. Instead, it’s just a bunch of Chevys with plastic chrome…

How else would he afford tetanus shots and 10mm sockets?

Watch, fellow citizens, as carmakers of the civilized world whiz by us with high MPGs, alternative fuels, innovative safety tech, and higher build qualities.

My grandfather recently stuck a plow on the front of his electric golf cart. Works like a dream.

We’d prefer Netflix/Hulu/streaming, but TV will do, too.

I’d like to see that printed on a tank top

While you haven’t been one of my favorite Jalop writers, I have to say that this review was one of the most successfully executed as of late.

It is now. And that’s Apple’s problem.

Actually, yes. I’m bit biased because a 2001 Buick Century was my first (well, actually second) car, but when my wife and I attended the LA Auto Show we sat in plenty of vehicles, and Buicks still have that plush-but-not-pretentious feel to them that screams (or gently coos) “road warrior...long, comfy…

EVs

Shitty dams and shitty railways are not mutually exclusive.

I know, sometimes it’s hard to open the mind and see beyond the immediate subject, but Ferrari is involved here in a very direct way. Torchinksy is doing his job well in telling this story and fulfilling his moral obligation to the public in being honest and transparent with the facts. Don’t let some orange honkey’s…

Damn, you really gave up. At least the bus can shift gears!

Seen ‘em? I’m fucking BLINDED by them.

Or, “the salts of roads take away”

So I wonder how Trailhawk-y you can spec it out with the manual, then? Can the aftermarket make up the difference, or will you always be lamenting some extra off-road inches?

Haven’t they always had issues with those 9-speed transmissions, like in the Cherokee?

It’s almost as if a breakdown like this would have added real substance and depth to this article. Glad you provided.