I’m so happy for these photos, because they wouldn’t let us take our phones or cameras (or anything) into the shoot. The episode is epic, but you can’t get the full scope of it from those high-up shots.

This car gets passed by cops daily with no recourse, yet I move to L.A. and get five parking tickets in two months for the goddamn street cleaning? I hate this city sometimes.

The dude’s probably going to televise his own descent into death, interviewing his doctors, his nurses, his catheter, whoever will speak into his mic.

I would suspect it was more like, “hey Colorado, we spend a lot fo money to test here, so don’t give us any reason to pack up and go to Montana.”

Remember they had to introduce the whole show with this episode. Time was taken up by the opening sequence, the montage, explaining the track, introducing the race driver, etc. They of course had to run the “Trinity” test in the first episode, and I suspect it didn’t reach its full potential being squeezed into this…

This is the best analogy I’ve heard thus far. They literally took the studio on the road, threw in some huge windows, and bask in the view of a new grand global vista each week.

Hm, any guesses on what this will list for?

Well seeing as some people could die without taking their pills, it’s sort of a “Damned if you do, damned if you don’t” sitiation.

People buy full-size Lexus hybrids by the fuckload. This is a brilliant idea, if the price lines up.

Black Chyna didn’t waste any time getting a Kardashian in her belly, I bet she’d be up for it, and the financial perks it entails.

I thought they’d be over this by now (disclosure: 2nd gen Prius owner here). I was totally with Clarkson and his Prius rage in the beginning, but then I bought a used Prius with over 100k miles, with easily another 100k in it, and his argument started to fall apart. Not to mention his old “diesels are better anyways”…

No, because plenty of democrats—most of them, actually—voted for Bernie in the primaries. You’re still evil, sorry :/

This was my same experience when moving here 6 months ago. The problem is, it’s a great city for cars in that cool ones are all over the roads, yet it’s a terrible city for auto enthusiasts because you have to spend a million dollars to have a house with any sort of room to tinker. Apartment dweller? Well, the streets…

The real story is this dude leaving his car in drive, pointed at his house, with the wheel spinning. What if those computers caught up, or a strong gust of wind blew, and that wheel hit pavement?

Maybe he was going downhill...

We owe EVERY CITIZEN the support they need and the gratitude they deserve. Stop fighting for Veterans’ welfare and start fighting for the welfare of our country. See how things change, for the better, for everyone.

He just waves a gun and slurs directions from the back seat while wearing a suit

God, then he can drive it at even unGodlier speed right up Donald Trump’s presidential ass.

It’s clean until it produces toxic waste, which has to be stored, because there’s no known way to dispose of it without contaminating... everything. Your statement basically falls into the same fault as saying electric cars are completely clean.

I’m watching American Horror Story: Hotel currently, so I think I understand this as: Clarkson is haunted by his severed Top Gear UK tenure, and will only be released from supernatural purgatory by filming a season of The Grand Tour in every nation Amazon.com is launching its services in.