Ugh, it was an awful flight. There was a baby crying, they ran out of V8, and this guy in a lumpy suit grabbed me by the pussy.

Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually…

I will always remember and enjoy Al Roker’s completely transparent contempt for him.

I went to Colby with Billy. He once spilled peanut sauce on my shoes, ruining them. He didn’t apologize.

Just one more reason for my deep love for coco.

I saw Tom Hanks ask Billy once on a red carpet if Billy enjoyed being such a prick. It elevated Hanks to another level in my book.

Lol, I never even heard of him before this, so...

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

Please love yourself.

My girlfriend and I were talking about this during the debate. Just like his homes, his suits look so, so, so cheaply made. He likely spends a ton of money on each suit, only to look like he’s wearing a suit that belongs to someone else.

Ballpark seat man can fuck RIGHT off. There is nothing worse than getting to your seat in the third inning after hitting traffic and some fat homer is already parked in it spilling beer and peanut shells everywhere. Then they give you a dirty look like you’re inconveniencing him and make a big production out of…

If he didn’t want to be tackled by her, he shouldn’t have been dressed like that

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Bobby, have you seen the followup video? Where the headless girl gets a doll?

This just proves how important it is for young girls to have access to toys, media, and stories where they can see themselves represented. The little sister’s excitement was very cute, too. <keyboard is drenched while I’m writing this>

Don’t get back with him Jlo. Don’t do it Girl.

Bobby, did Perfect Illusion kick you in the nuts or something?

i wish i cared about anything as much as he hates this fuckin song