Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

he both has and he hasn’t. Schrodinger’s dick.

I guess you do need strong ankles for these sick dance moves.

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

I wholeheartedly agree that this is the second best thing I’ve seen today.

“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”

Most immigrants who come to Canada work harder than anyone else, better themselves with education and by working 2 or 3 jobs, pay taxes like everyone else, and end up contributing a great deal to their adopted communities.

Many of “all the Syrians” will learn English and get better jobs, and their kids will grow up speaking English and get educations and careers, just like our own immigrant parents and grandparents did.

I’ve seen that meme go around for President Obama and it’s kind of belittling from what actually happened. Yes, to most Americans the President is wearing an unusual hat and blanket. But it’s actually a still from a serious ceremony at the Tribal Nations Conference where indigenous people honored Obama with a…

“The real news”.

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

That should be illegal. Straight up fucking illegal.

Regarding rising sea levels, your NY illustration shows how the city will look if sea levels rise 60 meters, not how they’ll look in sixty years. If sea levels rise 1m per year for the next sixty years, we’re all fucked, regardless of where we live.

Worse than sitting at a table, then leaving without ordering anything? I have a story, my friend!

What percentage of assholes are oblivious to their true nature?

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

I’m speaking of Trump obviously.... I don’t hear Clinton making fun of disabled veterans and POWs

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?