Just take a seat... or several. Solange may not be your cup of tea, but she works for many, many people.
Sorry, that sucks. My mom did that to me too. I have a few boxes of dishes my grandmother left me when she died stored in my mom’s garage because I was in college when she passed and had nowhere to put them. Every time I bring up organizing her house, she snaps back with, “Well, if you would just come get your stuff…
Omg this sounds EXACTLY like my parents! There has never been an actual car in the garage, and I bet you can only walk a few steps into it at this point. And the containers/shelving! Aaaargh
I’m with you, my mom could be your parents too. Our house was never clean growing up, but she was a single mom with two very active kids so there wasn’t a lot of time to clean between soccer games and drum lessons. Now though, her house is a total shit show. I actually haven’t been over there in probably about 5 years…
My mom is like this. When she moved after my parent’s divorce it was like an entire garage and barn full of stuff and she would NOT get rid of anything. I was like the people on hoarders having to ask “How about we get rid of all the baskets except one? how about we only keep three decorative pine cones. Maybe just a…
EW. Just ew to all of that right there.
My husband brought Lox on a plane once. Fucking smoked salmon and capers! I was mortified to be sitting next to him and kept calling him “Sir”, pretending I didn’t know who he was while he ate.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
Libertarianism sounded so good in high school before I went out and actually met them
Yes. How “strange” that a black man, when confronted by a cop, would put his hands in the air. It couldn’t possibly be that he wanted to preemptively signal that he was unarmed, given that so many other black person-cop interactions turn deadly without provocation.
I liked George Clooney’s response--and I didn’t find it “hilarious” or particularly awkward. It was a mixture of “That sucks for my friends” and thinly veiled disgust at a weasely reporter asking him to comment on celebrity gossip (about his friends) while he was at the United Fucking Nations, probably talking about…
Is it just me or has the shuttering of Gawker caused a Great Migration of Crazy over here to Jez?
“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”
Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.
Thank you for explaining the television
