Yes. Yes, we are.

Real talk y’all, I tried one of those fit teas (I know, I know. Bad body image and weight gain coupled with long work hours that keep me from working out, I got desperate). They are poo teas. All you do is poo. I kept the leftover tea around in case I ever get seriously backed up. That can’t be healthy to drink all…

I think Lainey at LaineyGossip nailed it

It seems as if Jez has a new full time troll here

There can only be one.

Don’t you too want to live in the glory of Serving Our Lord with your vagina?

1. Not all people live in cities. 2. This is patently false.

I’m someone who works and goes to and from without a car. However, public transit is also not an option for me as the transit in my city ends at 9:30 and I am a bartender. I’m lucky to live close enough where this isn’t a conflict, something I’m very aware of as this wasn’t the case even a few months ago! When the…

And no one lives outside of cities, right? Or maybe none of those people need to travel to get to their jobs?

Absolutely. Coming from someone who gave her daughter Cordelia as a middle name.

if this gets fucked up there will be hell 2 pay

this is a perfect comment and I thank you for it

I feel like the active and notoriously unforgiving commentariat is definitely a factor in not giving an interview to Jezebel. I know I would advise a client to not interview with Jezebel unless they were prepared for a full autopsy in the gallery of the comments. Sometimes this picking apart is entirely fair.…

He is

Honestly, I’ve been a bit stunned by the outpouring as well AND I’m Canadian AND I’m even from a small town!!

Canadian Jezzies! Are you gathering in a local park to watch The Hips last show? How much do you anticipate crying? post you Favorite song/ hip memory.

“A LADY? IN A SPORT? HOGWASH!"

He lied to the police! That is the crime he committed! It is not difficult or confusing at all!

No. I’m an American who went to law school in Brazil. I’m not a criminal law expert, but yes, the criminal law system has “alternative fines” as a form of punishment, instead of jail time, and it can either be community service or what they call “cesta básica,” which is a donation of, well, to translate literally, a…

Your eyes are mistaking you; it’s her coach. The story says so.