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So you’re saying that after reviewing all of the evidence, a Brazilian inspector looked over at Lochte, and was like,

The anagrams made me laugh aloud. Brava!

The reaction from this story from some Americans has been a mess. The comments in last few posts about Brazil has been awful. Brazil does have a lot of problems, but calling it “3rd world shithole” and other things is just awful.

Did you walk into the office and ask “So, did I miss anything? What.......?”

I did get a mosquito bite

YEAH WHAT IDIOTS THOSE BRAZILIAN COPS

“A única verdade que eles contaram é que eles estavam bêbados”

Here’s what the second paragraph says, (I lived in Rio for a year, live with a Brazilian and speak pretty fluent Portuguese):

Here’s the actual footage of the “armed robbery,” from Globo TV. Can we please, please stop defending these guys now?

+1 your getting their

THAT SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY IS HARRASSING AMERICAN HEROES - everyone here yesterday

This guy managed to go from hero to endorsement cancer in about 5 minutes. Don't lie to your mother, people.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Is there anything more American than getting drunk, making a fool of one’s self, then telling a dramatic lie to put all the responsibility on someone else? USA! USA!

Lochte told his mom, who told the press, and then (I think) the cops called them in to get their story.

Petrobrahs, brah.

Had Fun. Made a Mistake. Life Goes On. - The Ryan Lochte Story.

The memes/jokes have made this ridic story worthwhile.