This doesn’t leave Sting much time to get in shape. 

So that’s why he’s called Winnie the Pooh.

I’m a left-side-taskbar user for over 10 years now and I’m already furious about this. They better fix this by the time they start forcing 11 on people (although I’m sure Winaero or something will be able to fix it).

Came here to lament being unable to move the task bar. :( My screen is wider than it is tall, so have always had mine at the side. * sulks *

Nice list, but I’m not going to miss them. I think the only one that some users will really complain about is the fixed taskbar location

Looks like a very cool movie. I wonder if they’ll ever do one based on the Stephen King story.

Read mine cover to cover. You’d be an idiot not to.

I have an announcement.

Who gives a shit! Bring back Original Gizmodo where Tech Mattered not this garbage.

My money’s on the 2017 having Kaby Lake and 32GB RAM as the headline upgrades...

The RAM thing was my biggest disappointment too just now. I would gladly have accepted not having a 2TB SSD option in lieu of 32GB of RAM.

I’m already handing my order in to work. The one thing that is a disappointment is the inability to order the 15" with more than 16GB of RAM. I was hoping 32GB would be an option.

They maxed this thing out at 16 GB? Again??! I use Premiere, Photoshop, Illustrator. I can’t render fast enough or preview in real time BECAUSE of the RAM limitation. My current MacBook Pro maxes out at 16 GB, which I have. Now this does, too? Tell me I can put in more RAM, Tim. Please! This is NOT a computer for…

Excited about a lot of these updates, but sad about the lack of 32GB RAM as an option. I will be pegging out most of the configurability on a 15", but the 32GB of RAM seemed a no-brainer. I have 16GB in my five-year-old 17", and use most of it every day as a developer.

And not figuring out a Magsafe-style breakaway…

So... is this only stop-motion? A lot pieces seem to morph and expand into position, as if coming from nowhere. How did he do that, without CG? There’s a smoothness factor here that’s far beyond even the best lego timelapses

Siri is the worst.

Oh, politics, election. Gotcha. I thought you were talking about how to survive until gawker stops writing 15 articles a day about Pokemon.

Brain! Brain! What is brain!?!?!

“Chart.” The word you’re looking for here is, “chart.”

You’ll wake up one day to your home playing a free U2 album.