And on that day, I will Napster the shit out of these services!

How about we ban all words that no-one ever uses except when writing a novel.

See also: Diet Coke.

Erm. I got nothin’.

Facebook really seems to somehow think it’s Google, an amazing technology company at the forefront of the internet. I’d hate for them to ever learn it’s basically a website for the elderly and confused to share false information with their increasingly frustrated descendants.

Cancer seems to REALLY have something against AIDS these days...

Thanks for the naturist perspective. Now put that thing away!

I remember finding Teeth difficult to follow because two of the male characters looked essentially identical. It’s like if Ben Schwartz and Joe Keery were in the same movie, and the same age, but not even playing twins or brothers.

God, those awful filters!

No way! It was our theme song the summer I spent at Smupinski’s Caviar Cannery and Fish Abbattoir!

You know people, Twitter is actually pretty neat and informative, if you don’t follow randos, sociopaths and trolls...

A.L.F.

Why is one of the middling Doctor Who’s insulting a 15th century Scottish border ballad?

Looks like Skeletor has the power now...

If you’re using Chrome, click on the padlock icon next to the URL and under Site Settings, change the Sound option to Block.

Huckleberry Finn: the original... Boy Scout!

You’re thinking of £...

Mexican.

To be fair,

I’ve seen it... it’s still Riggs!