We’re sure that’s not his cousin, Colonel Steve Austin?

I’m a bit unclear how Flashpointing it can cause Batman to still be Bruce Wayne, yet look like a completely different person. But I’m just a rocket scientist, I don’t know much about time travel.

Does NASA seriously want to be in the position of calling Neil F***ing Armstrong a thief? Is that the issue on which they will choose to make a stand?

I don’t know about this, he really looks more like a Kevin.

I have some Valerian in my kitchen cupboard. The box says “aids restful sleep”. So yes I’d say there’s a consensus on that.

“Name?”

Come on, everyone knows the way to foil a speedster is to attack when they’ve inexplicably raced at superspeed to your vicinity, then instead of clocking you before you know what’s what, they’ve just kinda stopped to confront you at normal speed and look all sad and judgemental.

They thought Patrick Melrose was after them, off his head on PCP.

That’s at the back of the room, unplugged but glowing. It contains his immortal soul.

Knowing the BBC, they will choose some appalling douchebag who’s aged out of Radio 1. It will be Chris Moyles.

Remember that time they took a song from an Italian soft-porn movie and performed it with muppets on kids TV?

I love the TV design, I dig how it’s vertical - a building in space with gravity towards the engines. So much to love about how The Expanse differs from just about all sci-fi TV/movies, but it all makes sense.

Wow. Remember when they used to film Star Wars movies in colour!

Furby centipede.

Are we 100% sure that Bernard isn’t actually a brain-cloned Arnold à la Jim Delos?

I mean, he’s in the middle of a phone call and thinks what - “oh, I really want to hold my lightsaber right now. Would it look weird if I walked over to it? I know, Force Pull!” - grabs the saber, then switches it on (why? checking the batteries?) then off again.

Hi activates his lightsaber because some audience members might not remember Darth Maul from 15 years ago, so he lights up the double saber to remind them. You know, like Deadpool talking to the audience. Only much, much dumber.

“Squandering the most interesting new Star Wars character right off the bat was widely viewed as a mistake, one emblematic of everything ill-considered about the prequel trilogy”

That’s fascinating! I find it interesting in more general terms how the portrayal of how the West looked changed with the times from the 1920's (when the old West was in living memory), to the 50's (slick hair, clean-shaven, high waisted pants, neat waistcoats), to the 70's (shaggy hair, long coats, more Mexican…

The Bible says you can also murder their descendants and salt the earth of their fields. So you have a lot of options.