I love this show too much. It will get cancelled.

I always wondered why it was called a ‘pantry’!

Star Wars (OG)

“Vote Nixon! What could possibly go wrong?”

Keeping that kind of company is almost enough to make me defend The Last Jedi. Almost.

God of War III was the only game I stopped playing simply because I couldn’t stand to spend another second in the company of the asshole lead character. ‘m not sure I’m willing to give that monumental chump a shot at redemption or growth.

That and he was into vinyl way before it was cool.

So I see it also contains the old myth about Mary Magdalene being the prostitute Jesus saves from stoning, which is, like a lot of conservative christians’ dearly held myths, not in the Bible. I wouldn’t touch this thing with a bargepole.

“Fascist cult”? How dare you! It’s “fascist death cult” to you sir.

“Yeeouch!!”

For me, just the basic visual dullness of the movie. It was trying to be the Empire of the new trilogy. But Empire was a gorgeous feast of evocative imagery, which lent grandeur to the narrative. TLJ gave us slight variations on older ships and vehicles, a couple of ordinary planets we’d already seen in TFA, Salt…

It’s YoYoMa.

Rian Johnson, is that you?

Well who the hell else would have left that giant green empty pod oozing slime over my bedroom floor!

I speak for humourless obsessives everywhere when I say Pfffffffftttt!

Don’t knock the ol’ headbun shuffle, it got me out of many school sports days!

Aaaaand this is why we can’t have nice things. Or Stranger Things. Or I guess anything apparently.

While those juror-selection quotes are hilarious, I plan to get out of jury duty when called with some variation of “the defendant is obviously guilty and disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan”

I really wish they’d kept the original, scary character model for Thanos, instead of this Joshy-looking one.

True artists like the son of the Malaysian prime minister are driven to embezzle millions in order to fund important works of cinema like Daddy’s Home?