“Yeeouch!!”

He must have seen it, he knew about the laser swords!

He acquired the “Gene” gene. He is now... Gene Kelly.

For me, just the basic visual dullness of the movie. It was trying to be the Empire of the new trilogy. But Empire was a gorgeous feast of evocative imagery, which lent grandeur to the narrative. TLJ gave us slight variations on older ships and vehicles, a couple of ordinary planets we’d already seen in TFA, Salt…

It’s YoYoMa.

I love how in Star Trek, nebulae are these dense little clouds comparable in scale to a 300-metre odd spaceship, instead of, as in reality, being light-years across.

Rian Johnson, is that you?

Well who the hell else would have left that giant green empty pod oozing slime over my bedroom floor!

I speak for humourless obsessives everywhere when I say Pfffffffftttt!

Don’t knock the ol’ headbun shuffle, it got me out of many school sports days!

Aaaaand this is why we can’t have nice things. Or Stranger Things. Or I guess anything apparently.

While those juror-selection quotes are hilarious, I plan to get out of jury duty when called with some variation of “the defendant is obviously guilty and disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan”

I really wish they’d kept the original, scary character model for Thanos, instead of this Joshy-looking one.

True artists like the son of the Malaysian prime minister are driven to embezzle millions in order to fund important works of cinema like Daddy’s Home?

And yet somehow, they ended up with “Snoke”.

There will come a time when that’s all anyone knows about “Annie Hall”, or, hopefully, Woody Allen for that matter.

I guess. But Rincewind, seriously?

I don’t know about you, I’m here because I lost a bet.

Turns out Haneke is an asshole about #metoo for all his self-righteous preaching.

Finn and Rose’s adventure may not have contributed materially to the plot of The Last Jedi, but the whole episode underpinned the deeper themes of the movie: the injustice of local parking regulations and why jewelry should be practical as well as decorative.