It’s YoYoMa.

Rian Johnson, is that you?

Well who the hell else would have left that giant green empty pod oozing slime over my bedroom floor!

I speak for humourless obsessives everywhere when I say Pfffffffftttt!

Don’t knock the ol’ headbun shuffle, it got me out of many school sports days!

Aaaaand this is why we can’t have nice things. Or Stranger Things. Or I guess anything apparently.

While those juror-selection quotes are hilarious, I plan to get out of jury duty when called with some variation of “the defendant is obviously guilty and disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan”

I really wish they’d kept the original, scary character model for Thanos, instead of this Joshy-looking one.

True artists like the son of the Malaysian prime minister are driven to embezzle millions in order to fund important works of cinema like Daddy’s Home?

And yet somehow, they ended up with “Snoke”.

Turns out Haneke is an asshole about #metoo for all his self-righteous preaching.

Carter ruled. I had expected a connecting thread - how Carter/Stark led to SHIELD of today. But that works a lot better if the SHIELD you see in Agents is anything like the SHIELD of the movies, which Carter seemed to be leading to.

I don’t hate it..

Oh, the characters are fine. They’re just in a show that’s misconceived from the get-go.

It’s such a greyblue muddy-looking show.

Actually, I’m constantly looking backwards from the music I loved in my teens and twenties, and constantly finding new stuff to love, from the 70's, the 60's, the 1950's. The further forward I search, the harder it gets, but there’s still plenty of gold among the dross.

Yeah, so all that aside. The prequels had colour, and didn’t look filtered to death. Not a lot of visual invention in The Last Jedi. The critics liked it because it was conventionally well-written and structured. But Star Wars was never about that. It was about creating the impossible, firing the imagination. Even the…

I like him, I really do. I just wish he would make, you know, just one good movie. Anything. A proper film that people still want to watch 5 years later. You can’t be the new Arnold or Sly or whatever if you never do anything but CGI cannon-fodder. Instead of wasting your time with reality TV Dwayne, maybe either…

Hmm. Except this is pretty much del Toro’s go-to movie-ending trick. You saw Pan’s Labyrinth right?

There used to be three of these in Liverpool. The coffee was wretched.