I watch TV?

It’s got to be a big dance number. Tap-dancing dragons and a zombie chorus on ice skates, Busby Berkely-style.

Of course, the “boy child of prophecy” refers to Darth Vader, the villain of the piece. I don’t recall any prophecies that referred to the actual hero of Star Wars, Chewbacca.

The Last Jedi can be understood as a metaphor for George Lucas and the prequel trilogy, where: Luke represents Lucas, and Kylo represents all the whining fanboys who blamed him for their disappointed expectations. Horrified at the rejection by his followers, and feeling responsible, Luke/Lucas abandons his great…

Yeah, or I hear Kevin Spacey’s available.

Dammit I had fifty euros on “les rosbifs”!

At this point the only thing I care about is that they don’t give him some goofy origin for why his name is Solo. That’s the best we can hope for.

In all fairness, he is also a great space wizard who (SPOILER) saves everyone. Again.

You can’t a fool me, you’re a the Italian Spider-Man!

And in case anyone was wondering, this was about Runaways, not “Savage Love: Runners”. Go Kinja, woo.

Are these kids going to, well, run away at some point? It’s pretty much what I’m hanging in there for now.

Those 53 users? Actually automated accounts training AI’s to hate humanity.

So let me get this straight: you’re on a bill with 30 Seconds to Mars, and Muse, you’re pissed off and high, and you say “Fuck Muse”.

I sure feel lucky I’m only ever intoxicated in the orderly fashion!

Of course, if he were African American, he would be “The Black Ray”. Out of costume, his friends would call him “Black Ray”.

are we still doing...

Bryan Singer seems to think he’ll have the chance to work with Kevin Spacey again

https://youtu.be/lP5Xv7QqXiM

It did seem like they were going somewhere with that character. I remember watching the episode and thinking, “wow, who is this actor and why haven’t I heard of her?”

The force wasn’t with him. What are we doing here?