… The Queen of England…

See, if they just went ahead and called the band "Meh", that would be a thing.

do it as a comedy, drama, or combination?
Porno.

Oh, if you've lost $100 million on the horses, killing a bunch of the whinnying creeps is a bonus.

I propose a rule that the more ridiculous the director's nom-de-cinema, the lower we set out expectations of his output. That way we'll never be disappointed by Olivier Megaton, "Pitof", or this "Travis Z" character.

… plus two jailbirds…

Oh, the door that crushed Harrison Ford's leg gets the full weight of the law, but apparently the [REDACTED] that killed [REDACTED] and sent [HIM/HER] plummeting to [HIS/HER] doom gets a pass!

That's called the "Reverse Hugh Laurie".

unless Cyclops has at least one line about his ruby quartz visor.
One line, and I'm guessing, his only line.

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Georgia is funny because everyone's name ends in "Nazi"!

Well gosh, you don't fight something called a Balrog in a restaurant, now do you!

I do think Michael Jackson would have been cool with Joseph Fiennes playing him. But he was, you know, nuts.

the ghoul Eszterhas is cursed to see in the mirror every morning

something crawls from the slime at the bottom of a dark Scottish lake.
That's a typical Sunday morning in most Scottish towns.

I thought the Poe Dameron spinoff was the film where he's on a prison transport full of criminals, and they hijack it, then Poe has to stop the bad guys from escaping without letting them know that he's really a good guy. Or am I thinking of some other character?

Hang on, there's a character called "Bremen"? I propose a game where you have to drink every time a character is mentioned whose name is a city, country, or support group for substance addiction.

David Blaine?

I particularly enjoyed the Nounnouns of Celticsoundingword, which took Tolkienian fantasy in a bold and original direction. Sorry, I mean Highfantasy of Tolkienia.

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