I'm pretty sure you can get fatwa'd for typing that.

Isn't she getting a little old for that whole "middle name" schtick?

when it hits theaters on April 1, 2016

You forgot about the best bond of all… ChewBondcca!!

The photo is worth some money. Your home address: much, much more!

I've heard that. Horrible title though.

Who you calling "you", you?

I've heard that. Horrible title.

Two-word titles, ending in "City" just don't work.
Dark City was good. Horrible title though.

Launch-day of the Roomba.

Who you calling "you", you?

What do you mean "we", white man?

It's true: the trailer for X-Men: DOFP (and a few others) sounded fantastic with John Murphy's amazing Sunshine score. The movie itself obviously didn't get to use it. Because it's the theme to another damn movie!

Johnny Storm is black? That must be in a movie I totally missed.

Soomething to do with coming from Russia…

I always go off coarse. Then I fucking correct myself.

Sorry what, who's Jewish in Star Wars?
ok Carrie Fisher. But she looks Druish.

You have your own Reginald VelJohnson! We had to rent one.

One word: Surrogates.

He was actually the Viking limbo dance champion.