I think the series plan now is to string things out so the Avengers never find out Phil Coulson's alive, though about a thousand random characters on the show know he his, and the fact hasn't rocked their respective worlds.

I'm never going to listen to this, because why, but can it really be worse than that creepy, fingernails-on-the-blackboard whistle thing that goes with the Macdonalds ads? What is it supposed to be, the sound of a distracted abattoir worker?

when has an actor ever been celebrated for writing their own scripts?

It takes a certain lyric confidence to rhyme "beautiful" with "beautiful"…

I object to the distortion of a once commonplace phrase. In my day, "jumping a shark" just meant jumping over a shark: in waterskis, bare feet, or mountain boots. We'd gaily jump sharks all week long, and think nothing untoward about it.

I always thought Phrygia was the place they flew over in Flash Gordon but didn't visit for budgetary reasons…

I don't know, he looks gristly.

"The Houston Texans" sounds like the sort of made-up football team name that would appear on The Simpsons.

Can they maybe get together for one final TV special, where Hannibal and Will Graham team up to dismember Lumberjack Dexter with his stupid lumberjack axe?

What with all the recasting and the running out of books to adapt, I'm starting to get the feeling the Thrones producers really think this through…

I could easily be more wrong, I'm not even trying!

They blew the ending of Legacy. Tron should have woken up two minutes before he did, and rescued Flynn. If that had happened, I think people would have left on a high and been enthused for a sequel. Not sure how the writers missed this. I liked the final scene though, it was a suitable call-back to the original.

If you don't know, you've never had one. But it involves wearing hats.

I thought German Netflix was all B+W art films about adolescent politico-sexual awakenings in the 80's. But shitty because, you know, Netflix.

Yeah, I felt that the transition into light-hearted musical comedy kind of ruined the second half…

Lansing has always been at war with East Lansing.

At school, my Form Master was called Bates. Good times.

Also, the style that Trump wears has no name, which is to say it is the worst of names, and to speak it aloud is to speak the death of all things.

He had a squeaky voice and horrible posture. Even in that picture up top, he's hunched over.

Also Bonnie was the victim of the most serendipitous throat injury in the history of serendipitous throat injuries. It's not a long list.