Exactly. Odd thing is that wasn’t even my worst Melbourne cab ride. 

You didn’t invite me to your birthday party so I’m gonna piss in your lemonade.

Something highly suspicious about this one. Having rescued several barn and field wrecks I can say positively this has not stood in that spot long at all. You get to know the tell tale signs, grass growing though every nook and cranny, encrusted years of dirt and grime, leaves, bird poop and totally degraded soft…

This is nice, bad behavior in the White House that doesn’t make you want to crawl under a table.

Need to qualify the Melbourne “right from the left lane” turn a little more.

Tough old ducks, plenty of life left in this and the hood *patina* is a talking point I guess. Could sink quite a few beers with mates pondering just how that happened...

Just don’t get caught monologuing while it’s going on, we all know that’s when they escape the predicament. Eyes on the prize, eyes on the prize.  

The potential for face plant style crashes alone makes this a must watch.  

Not really wanting to feed your pessimism but...

Meet George Jetson!

Holy shit, the Outlander I had in ‘09 had adaptive HID headlights and corner steering headlights. This is in the Mad Max land of Oz of course. WTF is their problem with safer headlight technology?

Just think of it as 3000 of those $100 deductions you were denied going on this shitstains “suspicious” activities.

Right, lets hope its not like the fateful line in Apollo 13 when the center engine cuts out early, “Looks like we just had our glitch for this mission!”

I’m carving it out of cheese right now. 

His story is a pretty good metaphor for average workers everywhere. Quite literally keeps the business afloat and gets no recognition or even fair remuneration.

I have an idea for a startup that will allow anyone to create their own startup EV company.

That is the saddest face I’ve ever seen on any vehicle.

At $3 a delivery I’d be tossing the food onto their lawn like a newspaper. You want me to stop? Oh, well that adds $4 to the delivery cost.

Exactly.

Gun nuts, “I’m afraid, *they* are coming for me, my family and my guns!!”