We call this the “Vlad the Impaler” option, the pedestrian spikes ensure you retain your kill.

No issues though man, “NO ISSUES”!!!

This is the right take.

At the root of this though is the old guard Rupert Murdoch pissed off because Zuckerberg et al are usurping his ability to brainwash the masses.

I think this is also a problem for the designers. It seems like since the advent of LED headlights no one knows what goes where on the front end.

Cool, seems legit, where do I sign?

Carbon fibre is great like that.

I’m sure it will pass right through pedestrians, at around shin height.

While its is a close call, no doubt McConnell could find a way to crawl under the lowest level of slime in the deepest of cesspools.

I’ve seen this boy come up from carts and Formula Ford here in Western Australia, he really is one of the most infectiously likable guys.

That rules out being a taxi cab, all the London cabs have been based around that same (Austin?) model forever, as seen in this excerpt from a photo I found. For what its worth, it does also includes a Beetle (arrow) with what seems to be a normal RH tail light.

C’mon down to Unpainted Arizona!

Many years ago I owned a ‘58 barn door Kombi in exactly these colors.

Not on your scale of fuckery but.

So by “all new” Jeep means it has a few new bits. Seems on brand.

Duct tape certainly handles the kind of speeds little kites like the cub fly at, as you mentioned the Mythbusters I seem to recall dedicated a whole show to it?

Not only no front brakes, but no front shocks either.

AHHHHHH, my EYES!!!!!

What now? I thought this was due to a shortage of potato based snacks for the line workers? 

Looks exactly right for footballers, rappers and anyone else who takes their “skills” way too seriously.