“Listen Nigel, I know you farted. It’s not just a smell this car makes!”

Correct! In fact the only actual changes are the black plastic trim and the “Bronto” plate.

“Dynamic vibration absorber reduces micro vibrations from the engine.”

This is a great take! There are plenty of them here in Australia and I’ve seen a lot of the crap ones and a few of the extraordinary.

Its a storm troopers helmet on a go kart, thats a lot of fun for under $10k. NP for sure.

Ex campaign manager. He got booted downstairs recently. 

The BBC recently ran an analysis piece by one of the senior corespondents. He had a really important point with regards to China and foreign policy saying that while most western politicians can’t see anything beyond the current week China always think and act in terms of decades or even longer.

Agreed, its moving the right way but the real hurdle is the way qualified immunity is used as a “licence to kill”.

Much as Torch did recently with his innovative canoe rack, not quite as slick but did the job (just!).

Translation: I hope she has the good sense to keep her mouth shut until we get the chance to rub her out.

I applaud your ingenious bravado in provoking these despicable fascists and in solidarity here is my contribution from Australia!

Yep, 5 forward and 3 reverse! Woo hoo!!!!

We get several Foton’s here in Australia so there is a good chance they will be sending this here first. I don’t think anyone would be dumb enough to risk them in the outback but I’ve seen a lot of other Foton pickups in rural areas at work on farms. They are really cheap.

Well seems the coyness is totally gone, the Gestapo goon squads have arrived. Soon it’ll be the SS Storm troopers simply mowing down the crowds with automatic weapons or rounding the crowd onto trains never to be seen again.

Quite literally it seems the show must go on...

That is unless you consider that a confused group of individuals may decide to open fire on them at the threat of being kidnapped. That could have some negative consequences for everyone involved.

Jeeze Louise, I knew someone who had one of these 30 years ago and it felt like a crap car then. His was yellow and everything you’d expect from an old Fezza, trouble.

Yeah of course it couldn’t last. BBC reports its been removed ALREADY!

“Simon,did you just crap yourself?”

That’s because many VW owners disable the heaters.