Sand has its uses and definitely has its place, that place is the beach. Sand hiding out in your vagina is most certainly up to no good, and while unlikely to turn you into a sea monster could result in you being consumed as a sand witch.

Why, just why?

Exactly my thought! Which could also lead to even more problems with hacks that enable hidden or tech features, imagine Ludicrous Mode becoming Stonking Ultra Ludicrous mode. Motors or batteries catching fire due to overloaded buses. This shit needs to be buried deep and not have any remote activation ability or it…

The majority of climate models are saying 50% underwater by 2060, many will might live to see it.

The big thing is how quickly they clog up the hospitals. Even though those “yung un’s” don’t generally die they can still tie up beds in hospitals for several days and the more beds already occupied the more likely they are to go onto bypass. Meaning, go somewhere else. Until all the hospitals are in the same boat,…

Oh damn, here’s me thinking you pronounced his name Jo Fuck Heck. Silly me, the Heck is silent! 

Nothing creates anticipation and interest like trying to deny people being able to see it.

Yeah we’ve all been there, that terrible day when she comes home and introduces her “boyfriend”! That tattooed, disheveled, Unimog who’s sole talent is that he can burp and fart at the same time. 

Blessed with the off road ability of a 3 legged, asthmatic horse. CP, CP, CP...

Except he never got any because he wouldn’t participate. Little Donny likes to just stamp his feet and insist he IS the best. 

I read a nice little story on Nature about how in Korea (where they are fanatical about track and trace) they found a woman had been infected by sitting in the same seat in a church that had been occupied by someone with covid-19. The thing is that was 6 hours later! They proved this using CCTV footage of the church…

Ya know, in quite a few countries crowds have been attacked by people in vehicles. They call the drivers in those incidents terrorists.

Personally I always reverse into the water when I go snorkeling. Its so much more convenient to get directly back into my car and drive away rather than walking all that way up the beach and toweling off first. 

A star for yawy, lovely description.

Oddly enough my first thought was “aircraft tire”, which have little if any tread and sure enough a bit of googling finds this;

This is exactly the kind of flip flopping that needed to be avoided. For most small businesses like bars the cost of reopening is significant as they restock, rehire and make preparations. Whatever happened to the old, “do it once, do it right” concept? Now this could kill off lots of smaller places who used up the…

Remember though this is 1939, motor cars are only a couple of decades old and really large wheeled vehicles must be pretty rare at that time. In fact I wonder where they sourced the tires from at all or if they were custom made? Still very odd that they didn’t put any kind of tread on them. 

“The Snow Cruiser got hit by a truck in Indiana”

Its actually a complete human skin he won fair and square in a game of cards, its just a shame its such a bad fit.

A story on the BBC described it as “a comfort-blanket rally”. They even had that headline on their website for a while but seems an editor must have objected and its been changed now. The description is still in the story though. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53125400