In her ruling, Judge Rosemary Collyer, a George W. Bush appointee

Surely you can smuggle some in? The nursing home my mom used to volunteer at had this bullshit no booze policy, and all one of the ladies (in her 90s, no family around) there wanted for Christmas was a nice bottle of red wine. You can bet we made that happen for her.

My grandma has a similar set up with a meal plan. Sadly, no beer.

Retirement living for the generation that will never be able to retire!

To be fair, Rush is a spittle-spewing blowhard who always sounds like his own neck fat is trying to strangle him and probably can’t walk more than 20 feet without having to sit down and wheeze as his own body tries to take one for the team and crush his heart from the inside. Cruz seems positively dapper by comparison.

charisma

He just released his tax plan and I hear it’s good, but I can’t make heads of tails of it:

Rush is right; I do find him “threatening” but not for the reasons he listed. Instead, I find Ted Cruz threatening because I’m nearly certain that he truly, unequivocally believes the things that come out of his mouth, and that kind of shit should be threatening to most people.

My favorite part of political discourse is when those clearly lacking any understanding of the most basic concepts of civics inform everyone on the intricacies of Constitutional scholarship in between slurps of their Big Gulp.

Mad props for dropping a little Ren and Stimpy into the mix.

When you point your finger at a bruh, there are 4 fingers pointing back at the bruh that is you.