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You sound upset about something small from many years ago.

Found the life of the party

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Every park has a room with three seashells.

I would absolutely love to see the scene where a low level behavioral specialist is stuck in a quandary where they can’t get the robots to stop shitting in the sinks or peeing 4 centimeters to the left of a urinal.

Hmm. Doesn’t look like Dolores is sitting on anything to me.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

Cease Bowel Functions.

You are gonna wish Jay Cutler was back after watching Matt Barkley these next 6 games

If there’s one thing Thibs always gives his players, it’s time.

Harry Reid seems so milquetoast, and then when you least expected it he came out swinging.

I think it’s “older white men who are in a position to have a lot of contact and interaction with younger black men, often in a very positive way that reveals these young men’s worth and humanity, in a way that the vast majority of older white men in this country do not.”

Shit, maybe now Joshua is familiar with the acronym for Uppity Pedant Dunked-On Graphics.

There’s no way he succinctly communicated an idea in a single paragraph.

feature not a bug

Ghost of Gawker Past [nods]

Am I the only ones who always wants these to be funny, but then clicks and realizes it's just a bunch of stupid words lumped together?