Front air dam isn’t correct - it should have the BMW M/Motorsport tri-color motif across the front with the word Turbo written in lowercase backwards. BMW did that on purpose so people in front of you could see it was a 2002 Turbo in their rearview mirror (very natch).
How much widebody BMW is enough? Trick question! There’s no such thing.
The Hummer isn’t about excess as some tight wad uppity dandy might claim, rather, it is what would be if we lived in a world of limitless resources
No, no. Top Gun is about recruiting a sexually confused guy into the queer lifestyle. It's not a love story like F&F.
The Fast and the Fabulous. It'd be a bunch of pearl-effect painted econoboxes like 2000-2005 tauruses, impalas, camrys and accords doing overly exaggerated feats of speed and handling with horrible plot and the only dialogue being the standard engine and exhaust noises from those cars.
Wait, Fast & Furious isn't a homoerotic love story?
What would happen if Fast and the Furious fans were like Twilight fans, cosplaying and writing fanfic? Pretty much…
