I’m in a slutty phase right now and this article left me dry as a bone. There’s nothing worse* than some dude whining about how no one will touch his penis.

I’ve had to listen to a number of red pill special snowflakes whine that 5% of the men have all the sex and all other guys die alone. I suspect if they didn’t think they deserved 18 year old virgin supermodels and grew a decent personality they wouldn’t have near the trouble.

The guys I know who won’t shut up about it are lazy men with laughably high standards.

This fuckin’ dry-dick virgin in the motherfucking Washington Post

Welcome to the club, non-white!

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”