Don’t you mean “I have a feline this thread...”?

Fur real!

Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Silly Jocelyn. Cats can’t use scissors. Grow claws or GTFO.

That’s a serious feliney she just committed.

Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”