He also writes the script for every episode, directs every episode, and somehow has had the time to also write/direct a bunch of movies (including the South Park movie, which is just a perfect musical) and one of the most critically acclaimed Broadway shows of all time. Dude's a talented motherfucker.

Holy crap, I had no idea Trey Parker did all of those characters. That's some range; the characters aren't exactly similar sounding.

There's only one proper thing for Jalops to do with such a large sealed underground facility.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF BACKWARDS ASS BACKWOODS THE HILL HAVE EYES TYPE SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RUNNING?!?!

guys help

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

This is NOT ok.

FN P90, yesss.

fuckin' Carl....

G33? G33. Haven't seen one of those in awhile, didn't think they were still in use with major Western powers.

"Shut the fuck up, Carl. You should have used the bathroom when you had the chance."

The thing about revolvers is, they're awesome.

MPGs? Really?

and, by far the best accessory...The Splashguard....from Guyot Designs...God I love that thing. https://www.guyotdesigns.com/splashguards/

and, by far the best accessory...The Splashguard....from Guyot Designs...God I love that thing. https://www.guyotdes…

Tell us a story about all the hi-jinks he and his ragamuffin partner get into!

I don't have a problem with that. If you show up to work in a car that is worth more than 4-5 times what you make in a year then yeah, you might be into so illegal shit. Unless you inherited it of course but expect to show proof.

Its kinda funny this came up. I have a friend who's a cop. Detective to be exact and loves his job. He came into a decent amount of family money, not sure how much but it was a pretty good amount and after properly setting everything up with an accountant and financial planner he splurged and got a lightly used…

Ewan and Alec share the same facial triangle, which runs across the eyes and comes past the nose, to a point at the center of the lips.