Horizontally, you’re looking at probably at least 30", if not 32" or 33", from the trans to the crank pulley, and vertically, definitely 18" from the oil pan to the valve cover.

Also affectionately known as a Jizz and Jet.

No, a Jeep XJ will not fit in an ‘84 Toyota Pickup.

at the Kum and Go

Don’t even get me started on this one.

I’ll take the difference between:

Definitely a derp comment.

“See you later savages.”

Epic.

Wtf has happened to Jalopnik? Guy “mods” his car by making the factory bypass valve stay open to have the stock exhaust a bit louder and people are complaining that it’s not fair to the general public? Gimme a break people.

Too much front brake bias would lock front wheels first, not lift the rear tires off the ground. Any racer can tell you that. This is a weight distribution problem only.

I wish I had an army, so I could also meme with extreme prejudice.

That’s not even fair.

We’ve been screwed here in Loudoun County Va for a while now...

THIS WAS SO MUCH EASIER when you could just check your rearview for the distinctive Crown Vic headlights.

So you’re saying the pangolin feels sexier than the armadillo

Dinosaur fossil sites in China get broken into and the bones ground into powder and sold for Chinese herbal medicines under the name Dragon Powder. Honestly, it’s amazing this kind of thing still happens with China modernizing so much.

“This fuckin’ guy!” - Barrack Obama, probably.

If it weren’t for traditional Chinese medicine we would still have dragons!

In 2012, in Pemba Mozambique, I helped rescue a pangolin from the black market! (that’s me and him/her).

It’s hideous. Sorry. Too much going on and insanely boy-racer.