All those delicious calories, so vital to a balanced diet, a strong work ethic and American prosperity in general 

While I generally agree and think she is incredibly awesome, I wish she’d gone big and asked to taze the President.

Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

I’m a straight woman, and I check out women more than I do men. The other day I pointed out a woman to my husband who had a nice ass. She did. Although I love men for sexual purposes, I can appreciate a woman’s beautiful form.

But if you’re above it, the subsidy doesn’t do shit. There are a lot of people above it who still don’t make enough to afford health care.

I would tend to agree. But the line between keeping trolls at bay and just being a echo chamber is thin. really thin.

I agree completely, but I also think that it’s not really taking control of your own objectification when there’s literally a man asking you to get naked for the sake of your own empowerment. The artist’s identity matters here.

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All the stars to you!

This is why, as a Scorpio, I wonder about all this Cancer research. #AllSignsMatter

For another thing, they ALWAYS look in one another's eyes.

Pretty sure they weren't deployed to Afghanistan on vacation. But if they were, did you ask if they accept Mahalo Rewards Points over there?

Total bullshit... for one thing, it's "Marines" not marines you fucking panzy. Never happens.

*Where* you masturbate is an important distinction. I've found that doing it in morning formation is strongly frowned upon.

Bullshit. I've been in the field and this just doesn't happen. Cut the crap, asshole.

As a female soldier, I gotta say, this is like, the one time it pays to be female in the military. When I needed to jerk off in Afghanistan, I pulled the sleeping bag up over my head and pretended like hell that I was going the fuck to sleep. I got very good at silent, almost completely still orgasms. And no mess…

I was in the Navy, but shore-based in places like Diego Garcia back in the 80s when it was 80% male. Jerking was done quietly when you thought your roommate was asleep. If you happened to hear your roommate going at it you minded your own business and he would do the same for you.

After we returned from Iraq, a fellow officer confided in me. "I'm not as attracted to my wife as before we deployed," he said, "but I get a hard-on whenever I see a Porta-Potty."