It takes a team of people to do anything: fight tires, teach children, create aircraft, make movies. Skilled men and women, professionals at their craft. Rules and schedules are needed. But I know what he’s getting at - sometimes the rules become more important than the product, and worse, the gatekeepers get an…

Hell has a well-oiled bureaucracy.

I don’t give a freaking flip, you son of a buck!

I’ll give this a Like just to see if I can get you out of the greys, but this guy is about as edgy as Max Headroom.

Seriously, these are horrible. And the ‘edgy’ avatar, which looks to me like if Hirshfeld had 90% of his sensibilities cut away and tried to do a Jack Nicolson but it ended up more like Johnny Rad from the Bones Brigade videos.

Thanks for clearing that up - it was just a nice welcome, Southern Hospitality style. A note to Mr. Cross that this “can’t happen to you, too” if you don’t do things like this. And while I distinctly remember running around the hallways of my dormitory in the ‘80s, drunk, and singing Tesco Vee’s Great Balls of Fire at…

These other two guys have nowhere near the comedic and talk show chops that Conan has. They aren’t even on the same planet.

I see nothing wrong with a picture of Slick Willie and Andre the Giant.

This is a serious subject that deserves to be taken seriously, and I like Bjork, but why didn’t she just say “I’m not saying who it is, but it rhymes with Mars von Schmear”.

I didn’t get a harrumph out of you!

I’m not saying it’s a contest, but Gary Glitter is right up there too, is he not? I think he was going to be executed by Vietnam at one point.

The “but women in Haiti and Africa have it worse, look at them!” deflection was a nice extra touch.

Benecio Del Toro in a Sammy Hagar wig. Gofundme site please.

Is she wearing a hat that says FLOTUS again (too small to read)? She seems to think that being the First Lady means she can now commission really bad ideas.

Salt and coriander (cilantro around here) is acceptable, but honeydew is not? Maybe it’s just because I live in northern California with access to great fruit at farmer’s markets, but the honeydew melons around here are fantastic!

Does the Playhoy Mansion in Chicago still exist? I’m surprised at the avclub a bit, he was from the Midwest and started his empire in Chi-town, I thought there’d be more of a local angle.

Thank you for leaving Rob Ford though

I saw that first interview she did on her show with Alex Jones, and it was actually a good take-down. I seem to be one of like 12 people who actually saw it. It was well done. Maybe she realizes that the Fox schtick is wearing thin, and she wants to do the Today schtick for a while now. I actually hope she succeeds,…

I would read O’Neal writing about what he had for breakfast, and the longer the better.

Oh, the Golem would have to be made out of ham. Lots of ham. Possibly some white Cheddar.