They’re always named Joe. Lieberman, Manchin, McCarthy, Blow...

The sheep would have surely enjoyed the reprieve associated with fuckable tractors.

If all the murderer votes had been properly counted, Trump would have surely won.

Haha! That just like happened yesterday. The IMDB bio says 5/7/2021. Guess that relationship was a slow burn.

Dave Franco married Alison Brie? They were both in that crazy movie about nuns with Aubrey Plaza. 

I think one could sell a script called “Sins of the Other Brother.” Probably don’t need much more than an outline to get it sold. In fact, coming from Dave Franco it might be a can’t miss.

“But he was speeding!”

When I think of asshole drill sergeants I think of the guy in Officer and a Gentleman who harasses the newbie from TX by constantly reminding him “the only thing that comes from Texas are steers and queers!” The TX guy eventually commits suicide in the movie.

“As this case again demonstrates, any homicide, and particularly a homicide committed by an individual under 18, is a horrific tragedy for all involved and for all affected,” Kavanaugh wrote.

And this is the guy that Philip Roth was so hot for to write his biography. Makes sense. Read Laura Marsh’s review of Bailey’s book. It’s illuminating.

“But a week later, Rice received an email from Bailey, saying that Norton had forwarded him the email she wrote.”

In love & romance addiction, James is what is known as a qualifier, someone who triggers the addict.

Stuck might try finding and participating in a Sex and Love Addiction Anonymous (SLAA) group. Many individuals deal directly with recovering from romantic obsession. It’s a 12 step program so it’s a bit of a ride if you invest. Going from therapy/counseling to a 12 step program is a pretty common occurrence for people…

“55 episodes of Friends.”

One of the women of the Cuomo family fleeing the patriarchy.

To me, Zola’s twitter story is only rivaled as a social media event by Deadspin’s article on Manti Teo’s fake girlfriend and associated comment section. That’s it. There’s just the two. #3 is so much further down the list it can’t even be seen. By the way, if the producers/writers fucked with Zola’s story in any way,…

I wonder if any of the captains of the other boats are sitting impatiently and then declaring, “Ahh fuck it, I’m going around the horn of Africa.” 

“Whether the tape—shot in 2003 as Kardashian and then-boyfriend singer/eventual reality star Ray J vacationed in Cabo, Mexico—was directly responsible for Kardashian’s undeniable place in the annals of Americana or a fumble out of the gate that Kardashian swiftly and successfully corrected is a matter of debate.”

Maybe we’re going at this thing backwards. Can all women who’ve interacted with Cuomo who haven’t been harassed or harangued or been subjected to rude, lude or inappropriate behavior, please ring in and say so? Perhaps it’s a smaller number than the ones who have.

As if Josh Whedon hasn’t had enough shine taken off his star lately, now this. Haha. I’m guessing his agent is looking to take on new talent.