When you think about the bible, it’s super strange. Take the event that kicks off the New Testament.

Mr T from the A-Team doing the dishes. That’s quality television in my book.

Maybe the answer is he’ll join a more conservative church. C’mon! You guys know there are even worse congregations out there.

“I love my wife. She’s sorta hot but she could do better. Wish she did anal. I’d suggest a 3 some with one of her friends but they’re all ugly. Even though she’s 28 and she looks attractive for her age, I wish she actually looked like she was 16. I worry a lot about how she will age. Her mother is hideous. If she ages…

These pundits who comment on culture are getting worse. Ten to fifteen yrs ago the Left would pick apart the columns of David Brooks and Megan McArdle. These days they hardly merit a mention because Bret Stephens and Bari Weiss are so much worse.

We need an epic duel between Kunta Kinte and King Jaffe in Wakanda in front of waterfalls and shit.

So true. Many yrs ago as a teenager I hit and run an abandoned old VW on the side of a little traveled road during a snow storm at night. I was so wracked with guilt I went back to find the car the next morning to put a note on it saying I would pay for the damage. The car was gone. The guilt was crushing. I can’t…

Here he is...

Damn! Again? Remember that black guy who rescued those 3 kidnapped women (1 with a daughter) in Cleveland? That guy was so chill and funny.

He’s a good man.

Woke Journalists made me say the n-word out loud!

She seems like a pretty cool person. I should probably read her book.

I always love a good Stanford swimmer connection in the comments.

McEnany’s legs are freakishly thin.

Red Peril, indeed.

C’mon, tell me you won’t click on a headline that states... “Trump gains 200 pounds from doubling his Burger King and KFC intake.” You’re gonna want to see a pic of the bitch ass weighing 480 large.

We see you.

There are parts of their conversation that feel too perfectly written—Ali has the perfect response to everything Rue says to him

This comment and a couple of the replies are xenophobic. Anyone who can’t even spell Colombia correctly is probably not a good person to take advice from on what the country is like. If you’re frightened about historical violence in various countries around the world then yes, stay home. Just watch out for racism,…

A cancel Sedaris movement would probably have the unintentional effect of extending his career another 10 years as he would use that as part of his schtick, and it would probably be popular.