In ASSHOLE’s defense, at least he didn’t send Dan the same letter 6 times in the hopes of getting it published, as the first guy did.

Okay, I understand how the following pairs go together:
Strippers and cocaine.
Strippers and drinks on the house.
Strippers and porn site subscriptions.
But strippers and iTunes? Good job obtaining your digital music legally.

I had the pleasure of not hating Full House because I could never be enticed to watch even 1 minute of the show during its entire air time. Can’t hate what I never knew.

ASS just needs to hang in there. Things are likely to get better. Virgin til 22.5 yrs here. Thought first time sex would solve everything. It didn’t. Had sex once more btwn then and 29. Then everything changed. I’ve since had 30 years of enjoyable romance and sex with a half dozen women. What happened btwn 23 and…

Still blows me away that the original BoB series represents some of the very earliest work by Tom Hardy, Michael Fassbender and James MacAvoy - all having received bit roles.

As a bitch, who do you think he fantasizes about bottoming for?

The pics were described as NSFW. That could be bikini pics. In fact, I have no naked pics of exes but I do have one bikini pic of an ex that I’ve kept. My wife found it as she was going through a box of my stuff and asked me about it. I told her it was an ex and she replied, “she’s cute,” and then didn’t say anything…

SAS isn’t going to realize any of his dreams. Even should he meet a trans woman who might give him the time of day, she’s going to spot the lack of confidence and experience immediately. Plus, although he loves the “female body”, his sole obsession with the trans female form automatically defines him as a chaser which…

Nahh, Dan’s advice here is fine. If the SO relationship develops into marriage, then the dude might consider deleting the pics. Why destroy keepsakes for a 2 month or even 2 year relationship. The woman needs to climb into the 21st century.

Might be my favorite movie of all time. Every character, every scene, every line of dialogue is pitch perfect.

Two of those scripts were for the movies, Pirhana and Alligator. I’ve always liked that he never considered himself above writing a script for a B-movie director.

I liked the character of Renfri. Would have looked forward to her character's development but for her death.

More like Tavis Frowney. Or Tavis Grimacey. Or Tavis Straight Facey. Okay, I’ll show myself out now.

You are correct. I might as well jump right onto that rankings list and reorder ‘em.

Panama is bad.

We always talk about politicians who we would like to have a beer with. I'd prefer to quaff a couple of pints with Robert.

True, this recent docu drama about The Two Popes strains credibility to the point where it’s pointless. No way did even 20% of those conversations ever happened much less confessions about cozying up to right wing dictators or looking the other way as pedophile priests are reassigned new gigs among children. More…

I have an idea I’m going to pitch to Netflix. It will be about when I fart in public and the hilarity that ensues.

Kevin Hart’s sex life is deemed worthy of a Netflix docuseries? Man, the Exonerated 5 (former Central Park 5) must feel cheapened today.

Try 'em all. They all work a little differently with different side effects. For example cialis gives me the worst heartburn in the world. The others, no problem.