I see what Dan did there with the title of the piece and that second story.

When I read Adam Serwer’s take on this in The Atlantic, I had assumed these 5 people were serious black historians who were criticizing their brothers’ and sisters’ work with some nuance. They’re white? WTF?

I’m thinking it’ll make half millions because we’ll have direct competition from whoever has already started up OkBoomer.com

A transparent cookie jar loaded with condoms in the background would have been a nice touch too.

“Sister! I mean, half-sister. Also cousins because Dad had that weird thing with Aunt Agatha.”

Me, “Maybe I should be clicking on more clickbait.”

While licking a rogue drop of coffee from her lips.

Oh. Okay. Well fine. We guess we were the bad guys here, all along.

Rhymes with OkCupid. I think I’ll start a site called OkStupid.

I napped

Ouch! They always say, write what you know. I guess Marty doesn’t have a black.

It’s nice that you listed many of his movies here, especially the ones that show diversity in his portfolio. Having seen all of these, I’d place The Irishman towards the bottom of this list. And folks, that’s our movie of the year, a B-tier offering from Marty Scorcese. It really speaks to the quality of other films…

I see what you did there.

I saw Endgame on an airplane. It was an ok movie.

The #1 thing you have to understand about Aunt Becky is that she’s a Becky with a capital B. If people of color were denied entrance to USC because they had to make room for Becky’s brats, well, that’s just the way she rolls. How can a Becky be guilty for not seeing color? It’s in her genes and her name.

I think this was all a false flag operation. Charles, as the future heir, needed someone in the family to look worse than him so he enlisted Andy to return to his randy ways. Mission accomplished. Charles is now not the worse person in the family and is ready to be King once the old bat dies.

I’m a 5'11" man so I don’t have this set of problems but I deal with 3 guys at work who are 5'4", 5'5" and 5'6". Funny enough, the shortest of the 3 is the nicest and least self-conscious of the trio. The middle guy is exactly who you’re describing and who I diagnose as having short man syndrome. The 5'6" guy is my…

And don’t forget... short man syndrome, which although it has to do with being short, it isn’t inherent with being short. There are short guys who have great personalities, and then there are short guys who are bitter little gnomes about their height.

No relationships with ex-cons or alcoholics? You need to get out and live a little. lol

You probably also haven’t contemplated calling women shallow in an online dating profile. Seriously, kudos to you.