Exactly. Just like I always make sure that my kids have Oreos instead of store brand sandwich cookies in their lunches. My mom was super cheap although she was funny - once, she forgot to buy fruit cups or apple sauce, so she opted to put a jar of my baby brother's Gerber apples 'n' apricots in my Snoopy lunchbox.

So let me see if I understand this correctly.

Another Josh Hamilton. The more you insist you're a devout Christian, the more I suspect you're a disingenuous piece of shit.

"He just didn't look like 18 out there."

If they really need someone to finish at the rim while coming from behind, the guy from the Allison Williams video would probably sign for the league minimum.

...holding his dick from the sideline

I am scared and horny because of this.....

Leave it to a creationist to start making shit up.

I think the biggest challenge people face with their diets is going from one extreme to another. Just like you can't go from not working out to doing two-a-days, you can't go from eating pizzas wrapped in pancakes to salads and oats and grilled chicken. It's just too much to ask for most people. What I found (and this…

We baseball fans love us some stats. Sometimes they seem to be more important than the players themselves. We use them to measure the abilities of players against their contemporaries and, with adjustments, against players of other eras. We use them to decide who is worthy of election to the Hall of Fame. And they are…

You mean when all of these self-moralizing assholes had access to the locker rooms and were paid to report on the sport and completely turned a blind eye to that smoke?

Bandwagon people are the most insecure douchebags around. they are so desperate to feel superior to others and that is all that really matters to them.

I didn't know pedos were into offroading.

I haven't seen anything that bombed in Atlanta since Centennial Park.

Time for Rex and Michelle to shake the dust off their feet.

I have started using shorthand when talking about the Knicks. Such as, TKL (The Knicks Lost), or TKGMA (The Knicks Got Manhandled Again) and TKASATFGTTTD (The Knicks Are Sewage And Their Fanbase Got The Team They Deserve). It really saves a lot of time.

Actually, I'm both.