Yank the body off and graft a clean Pontiac Fiero onto it for the ultimate reverse kit car.

Here’s the kicker...he’s a puncher.

Seriously, I hate to ask what is a bit of a cliche, but did you read the article AT ALL? I mean they literally talk about how the rates have doubled but the mechanics pay has gone up by about 2 dollars an hour. Yeah those mechanics sure are crooked! Good thing theres you to stand up for those wonderful car…

Do we count “Butt Pee”?

I ate Ethiopian last night and the pee smells like nothing I’ve ever peed before.

Holy shit, when did SB Nation commenters get here?

“See you in the playoffs”

“Running is the easier, lazier way to play QB.”

Secret deodorant? He either likes women's hygiene products or he enjoys being surprised.

1 loaf of whole grain bread with the most amount of grains?

Oh, he wants Trump Bread. The classiest, grainiest bread on the market. No Mexican buyers, please.

He won’t buy that third hand 8 year old BMW/Mercedes with the designations he disagrees with, because it would just anger him too much.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Some right common folk playing golf these days, can't wait for him and Willet to ruffle some feathers at one of the Royal golf courses

Johnston must not be much of a cook. As any chef can tell you, Beef gets tenderized, not hammered.

How are you gonna just say that before even reading the story behind it? I think it’s awesome. Especially because it was done so well, by a company that normally deals with customizing Ferraris.

All the tracks generally have a local member of the clergy as their official chaplain. Prayers are generally a “hey lets have safety, fun, support the troops, and yea America”

For all we know, the frame is already bent.

Cleveland. Why does it always have to be Cleveland.

I bet when the owner drives it he/she states over and over again “Oh, what a lovely day.”

Hey, it's cheaper than buying a real train.