@IceMetalPunk: Don't lie, Jason.

@Ghinn: Wrong site. Kotaku is where you wana be ;)

@IceMetalPunk: FYI: IceMetalPunk can be found on Facebook as Jason Delgado.

@corsarosso: Word. "It ain't easy bein' greazy in a world full of cleanliness"

@corporateoppressor: I was just about to say, dude Snoop ain't exactly what he used to be. There are a lot of better rappers than Snoop, but they ain't the Es En Double-O Pee, baby.

A little elaboration, maybe?

@Baby Benz needs a '66 Imperial convertible to keep it company: It'll harm the fashion of the car. Whatever that means..

@TheCroatianGuy: God I fucking love that picture.

@OMGWTF_BBQ: True! Ha. I didn't even watch the video, just wanted to see the comments. That's all I look forward to really- the comments are what makes this site.

@Azu-nyan: Man, my whole FACE is hair :] haha

@OMGWTF_BBQ: OMG, WTF, that's not really simple...

@Azu-nyan: On the other hand, that's a sweet mustache you have there..

A dirty rat.

People, blocks away, were like "What the fuck?!"

@nicky041192: That's the problem with Android.

Not really free...costs $4.99 to even be able to use the spanish to english version.

@Renesis 3:16: I can relate.

I've never had a date :(

@jesus_style: The ugly one? Geesh.

@corporateoppressor: Same here. I thought, after seeing the lead shot, that the beating he received was going to be of epic porportions. Not the case.