Woah, woah, woah. Hold up.

Honestly, maybe try don’t embarassing her on the internet every week. I remember coming home from am kindergarten and my cousin with epilepsy wanting to watch a different show and I said nah. Gullah Gullah Island is what we’re gonna watch. 10 minutes later, grand mal seizure. To this day I still feel horribly guilty.…

At this point I'm thinking you deserve the shitstorm coming your way.

Peace be with you.

Jaysus Christ.

You should get back into it! I just started riding again recently, and it’s been great (and walking into the barn and smelling it is just amazing). My instructor was someone who rode as a kid, stopped for years, and started it up when her kids were taking lessons.

We used to live next door to a family that had a couple of Shetlands when I was little. Our full grown male St. Bernard used to jump the fence between our houses and they (ponies and dog) would take turns chasing each other around the corral. It was a delight to watch.

That’s....that’s not Gwen Stefani. That’s some body double and everyone’s just being too polite to say anything. I feel like this is some kind of practical joke or something, like they’re just seeing how long Blake can get away with going out in public with Fake Gwen, and then they crack open a can of bud light at…

Channeling Penelope Cruz as Donatella Versace but with less money.

Seeing Gwen with a nude lip...high school me is quaking

Cheek fillers and chin tightening? Also lasets or whatever you use to get rid of wrinkles and bags under the eyes. She definitely took a big step into Uncanny Valley with these latest procedures

She usually does blonde so well, but this shade is not good on her. Sack the colourist!

Babygirl has def. got her lips filled a wee touch and a bit of tightening, but honestly I think the biggest thing is she’s started doing her makeup completely differently. I had read somewhere that she thought Gavin Rossdale wanted her to always look a particular way, the Gwen Stephanie we are most familiar with.…

I thought it was Heidi at first glance.

That doesn’t even look like Gwen Stefani. More like Ivanka T.

Smushed it against Blake Shelton’s?

I think it’s a combination of ageing (I mean, even for Gwen, it had to start at some point) and over-large veneers. I feel like the ratio of teeth to mouth used to be smaller. But then, I always feel like face change questions are almost impossible to answer if the work has been done well - or if it’s just a question…

Yikes!!!

“Are you doing okay?” Bob asked me once at the deli, without prying. I brushed off his question, but clung to the fact that someone had asked.”

DO YOU WANT JAWBREAKER TO BREAK UP AGAIN, ASSHOLES? THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE JAWBREAKER BREAK UP AGAIN! IT DOESN’T TAKE MUCH FOR BLAKE SCHWARZENBACH TO END A BAND, REMEMBER THORNS OF LIFE?! OF COURSE YOU DON’T!