I mean clearly the Pope keeps saying this because he wants all those babies to shut up. As a currently breast feeding mother, I get it.

Ahhhh just have a 2nd kid.. You skip all this bullshit after the 1st one and realized how you pissed away a ton of money on crap you never needed...

This is the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard! It’s like something out of VC Andrews.

☐ Mayweather

“My spouse and mother gave me advice, but I don’t like it so I won’t do it”

YES! Or I have to stop myself from being like “Hey can you do me a favor and pick up your shoes and socks.” Or “Can you help me out and clean the litter boxes” Fuck no! How about “Can you pull your own weight and not leave shit everywhere like a human tornado for fuck sakes?”