So THAT’S why I always have 104 leftover nails and a wobbly bookcase :/

The sad reality - “The Golden Age of the Crossover”

Also sometimes communistic puns

“Yet while it cut the 17-hour flight from New York to London down to seven,” You seriously stand by these numbers? In what dimension does it take 17 hours to fly from New York to London?

The second biggest crime here is calling your kid Jaxson

ten-to-one odds says it was her grandfather, when she was a kid

Whenever I’m off-roading, I always think to myself, “man, I wish my seats were white.”

It’s a Range Rooney. Nobody buys them to go off road

I can’t tell if this is great Kinja or the greatest Kinja.

So any valid argument is mansplaining now?

Putting lasers in there might attract the neighborhood cats, though.

When a puff full of smog that was up to no good, started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood...

Chillin’ out, range-maxing all cool.

On the Autobahn, where I spent most of my days...

Don’t know about born and raised, but I guess at least some people were conceived in Westfalia

In Westphalia born and raised... 

The convertible that captured my heart as a kid, and the first one I owned. Sadly two different cars, but I dearly loved that del Sol.

Mine’s been in my family for years. My grandfather’s first new car that he ever bought was a red ‘60 Impala 348 tri-power, and unfortunately he had to sell it early on. He got one in about that shape probably about 35 years ago that sat at his shop forever until he finally got one that was mildly restored. It’s the…

I would also like to know where I can buy a car while traveling exactly 104 mph :)

I still had my LT1 Corvette at the time. I drove down from Montreal to some downhill skateboarding competition in MiddleofNowhere, NY. Going up and down the spot a bunch of time, one of the radiator hose was certainly too old and broke, spraying coolant everywhere in my engine bay. I had no spare hose of course, but…