The Volvo V60 kept telling her husband that the child was his, but he could never quite get the 928 that used to live across the street out of his mind.

so it is easier to hold a cigarette and pull the door at the same time by the same hand 

It doesn’t matter what colour, they’ll still not look and will still hit it.

Women on the internet always lie about age.

The Corvette, reportedly stolen over 20 years ago

He’s pretty clearly a sociopath to me as an armchair, completely uneducated psychologist.

I’m going to lawyer up and audit this because my record can’t be broken. If the numbers are fudged I’m going to sue?

Only in the US would a car being a manual act as a security device!

More like Forever 1991.

Jalopnik told me that day that the phrase “used Audi A4" means you’re setting money on fire. I guess I’ll never really get to ever enjoy a deprecated used luxury car. Base model Kia Rio hatchbacks forever.

I noticed that two of these stories involved the purchase of a used Audi.

audi TT

Am I the only one who doesn’t like this shift to “digital gauge clusters” or whatever people are calling them? They look cheap to me. No one things an apple watch is classier than a Breitling or Rolex analog watch. Why are we going this direction?

The middle one is actually an orange juicer.

Um...not to nitpick, but did you mean Law & Order SVU?

I would raise a toast to your sense of laziness, but I can’t be arsed…

I think city lighting also needs to have built in motion sensors so they can turn off or go into a lower power state when not needed. Until this can be effectively and efficiently incorporated this will continue to be an issue.

Yooouu spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round round rooound rouuuund

Yep. Just 30 minutes ago, I called this network a self-parody of liberalism, where even the most innocuous shit gets shredded for being offensive.

You have to keep in mind Tom, that wealth never guarantees intelligence.