Delete your account. Shaming is disallowed, and the only thing juvenile about you is how much other people’s perception affects your judgment.

Please don’t be ashamed of your love of cars. Cars are possibly the most remarkable mass-produced thing humans make, and there’s a vast array of reasons to be interested in them. Hold your head up high, gearhead.

Slowly McSlowface

Mr. Right Lane Only. [ETA: Wait he’s a Brit so that doesn’t work. Cock.]

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

This video was particularity stressful to watch. Not the first part, but once she said she had a dog lol.. I honestly was worried about the dog,. Felt damn relieved when I saw it popping out :)

Also, I hate to be that guy, but why is this a jalopnik thing?

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

There were a few parallels, but calling it plagiarism is a stretch

Dear Tom,

Standard equipment:

tbh.. i just realized.. with brittish lectronics its never gonna run... so it cant break down to begin with;p

You’re all thinking nonsense. Simply build a bridge *over* the bridge.

There is a detour...that is what is being referred to for ‘overheight must turn’.

Its finally happened in real life!

Should be cited 2x for driving that goofy-ass crossover and not a proper sedan.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature....quick release fenders and bumpers.

Running or not, that 505 is the biggest heap of rust I ever saw.

How drunk were you last night?

Odd, maybe I blacked out in my rollover. It seemed to happen then be over. I do remember hearing a few bangs as the car tumbled, then opened my eyes and it was laying upside down in the field..