Delete your account. Shaming is disallowed, and the only thing juvenile about you is how much other people’s perception affects your judgment.

Please don’t be ashamed of your love of cars. Cars are possibly the most remarkable mass-produced thing humans make, and there’s a vast array of reasons to be interested in them. Hold your head up high, gearhead.

Slowly McSlowface

Mr. Right Lane Only. [ETA: Wait he’s a Brit so that doesn’t work. Cock.]

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

This video was particularity stressful to watch. Not the first part, but once she said she had a dog lol.. I honestly was worried about the dog,. Felt damn relieved when I saw it popping out :)

Also, I hate to be that guy, but why is this a jalopnik thing?

heh That’s pretty much how I imagine 90% of Hollywood execs are.

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I would bet on it. The CD looks like something an exec would insist on putting together in order to seem “hip” and “with it.”

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

“An upsetting new analysis now shows that these stocky, wrinkly-faced dogs lack the genetic diversity required to improve the breed, and that their current level of health is as good as it’s ever going to get.”

There were a few parallels, but calling it plagiarism is a stretch

Dear Tom,

Everyone with normal social skills would disagree.

Standard equipment:

tbh.. i just realized.. with brittish lectronics its never gonna run... so it cant break down to begin with;p

There is a detour...that is what is being referred to for ‘overheight must turn’.

Odd, maybe I blacked out in my rollover. It seemed to happen then be over. I do remember hearing a few bangs as the car tumbled, then opened my eyes and it was laying upside down in the field..