Slowly McSlowface

Mr. Right Lane Only. [ETA: Wait he’s a Brit so that doesn’t work. Cock.]

Can James still be referred to as Captain Slow?

This video was particularity stressful to watch. Not the first part, but once she said she had a dog lol.. I honestly was worried about the dog,. Felt damn relieved when I saw it popping out :)

Also, I hate to be that guy, but why is this a jalopnik thing?

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

There were a few parallels, but calling it plagiarism is a stretch

Dear Tom,

Standard equipment:

tbh.. i just realized.. with brittish lectronics its never gonna run... so it cant break down to begin with;p

You’re all thinking nonsense. Simply build a bridge *over* the bridge.

There is a detour...that is what is being referred to for ‘overheight must turn’.

Its finally happened in real life!

Should be cited 2x for driving that goofy-ass crossover and not a proper sedan.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature....quick release fenders and bumpers.

Running or not, that 505 is the biggest heap of rust I ever saw.

How drunk were you last night?

Then the Bhoys arrive in Detroit... “aww fhuckin’ arse, dis is gonna take a helluva lout of pints...

It’s just how I imagine Santa’s elves act all the time!

Odd, maybe I blacked out in my rollover. It seemed to happen then be over. I do remember hearing a few bangs as the car tumbled, then opened my eyes and it was laying upside down in the field..