Wow, that’s pretty fucked up. That’s still a thing? I kind of figured that the world’s changed quite a bit in the last few years with regards to attitudes like that, but maybe not... At least Oppo doesn’t do that shit.

Try an old Subaru Vivio rx-r, or a Suzuki Alto Works rs-z. Light as a feather, and each, in their time, the fastest keis available for a period. The Alto Works has a ton of aftermarket available too...Stage 1 and 2 chip tunes available, you name it. Buy’em dirt cheap, mod it to about 100hp and you’ll have nothing but…

Should have called it the CR-Y...amiright?

Almost any FR car is equally good at donuts.

The Geo Metro is the best crap car out there. Its so bad its hilarious. If I had the convertible version i’d just have a blast.

350 horsepower.

Charlie's so super. Mid engined, red, two seats, T-tops so I can perfect my Magnum PI doorless car entry technique... It's basically a Ferrari, right?

FUCK YOU TIM COOK!!!!!!!!!!!

A lot of little wacky things wrong with the information on this vid (and I appologize ahead of time for being an asshole, I'm used to own one of these piles.)

12/10 would hoon

As a Toyota Tercel enthusiast, I asked for more, and JarkBerts responded with the following tale of questionable 1990s automotive construction, college foolishness, and, well, I won't give it away.