So do the folks at the Orchids of Asia...

Y’all, keep in mind that the check was $1,000 for THREE WEEKS of pay. A nigga can’t even make over $300 a week without raising suspicion. 

Do you remember when patriotism used to be the last refuge of a scoundrel?

Well son of a bitch, I wonder what the issue is?

*love* how five draft deferments fuckhead isthe decider of what is patriotic.

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I find myself both annoyed and relieved by the amount of attention family detention is getting now. Annoyed because we’ve been screaming about this for years now, because the conditions in ORR custody and at Dilley and Karnes are always bad, because hieleras have been an issue that advocates have been shouting about…

In my experience, distinguishing BBQ and cookout is a southern thing in general, not limited to black people. I, a northern white person who spent enough time in the south to know the difference, always distinguish because you don’t want to piss someone off by offering “bbq” when it’s actually just people grilling…

Barbeque and grilling are not synonymous.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

Wait, so Canada built a guy from scratch like Frankenstein, with the express intent for him to be a snowboarder, and he could only win bronze? Nice try hosers!!!

This appears to be a classic case of Driving While Black.

It’s never good to make wild, baseless assumptions in situations like this.

I mean, he doesn’t go to Louisiana Personal Foul.

Good thing they’re still riding high on UCF’s national championship!!

Good luck on those exams, Sport!

But he gave them to the poor.

People often forget that Tony stole 56 bases in a season.

Tony Gwynn disagrees with you.