If SNL had any courage at all, they would have had Baldwin’s Trump trying to seduce Canteen Boy.

*whispers*

You know who spoke at my high school graduation? That’s not rhetorical, I honestly don’t know, so if you do, let me know.

Also

You know who spoke at my high school graduation? The superintendent.

I don’t know where you went to high school, but mine would’ve considered the president of a closet factory a huge get.

Movie Sonic looks like a furry cosplay. The stylized rework looks like, well, Sonic.

My comment wasn’t much of a criticism, but regardless, the link drew a much more specific parallel than I did.

The best 20 seconds ever on TV!

I would like to thank Melisandre for increasing the lighting in this episode by 100.

I got so much anxiety watching that episode. I was like with every character, please don’t die! lol. Too many close calls for everyone. I started to cry when Ayra killed the Night King. I started screaming. I FUCKING LOVE YOU AYRA! I hated the Night King so much! So glad it was her and not Jon Snow. That would be…

In the climactic battle every wise character has been telling us for years was the real battle to be fought.... the Night King never even drew his sword.

“Little girl! Hey I don't mean to sound like a creep, but would you get in the car with me and my buddy? I've got Corn Nuts."

How long have you been waiting to use that line?

To the countless critics that wrote that Barry didn’t need a second season and could really not bring anything new to the table:

My favorite line was when Barry, surveying that room full of Taekwondo awards, and realizing the deep shit he’s in, turns around and says “Oh you’ve got medals too!”

-Also, the Hound survived: CLEGANE BOWL!

Okay, was surprised at how few of my deadpool slots got filled up. This was a DRAINING episode just because of the tension. I expected them to win, but in the third episode. So, halfway through the season and the biggest threat is gone. Now to see if Cersei can be a challenge -chortles-

I was honestly like “OH AS IF” after they spent so much of the last ten to fifteen minutes of the episode showing Brienne, Sam, Jaime etc on the precipice of being drowned in wights but they still lived. But it’s not like I wanted them to die, so I’ll live with it.