Hiding in plain sight, homie. It works. Just ask DB Cooper. I hear he goes by the name Rusty Shackleford.

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

 One on a dirt road in the middle of nowhere is an acceptable risk to me. Gotta honor Ed Abbey and his measuring distance in consumed six packs

I love driving with a beer. There is something cozy about a road soda. And I mean one, or two while cruising logging roads.

Trump wouldn’t turn down a white Russian though.

This was answered yesterday

Let me help out the people of Lawrence.

All Hail the Five and Dime!

Not being able to let go of the smallest thing, suggesting his opponents are mentally unstable, and conspicuous files of paper that no one gets to see? Dolan 2024!

Cutty Sark doesn’t stay in port for too long.

DOWN GOES GOEBBELS! DOWN GOES GOEBBELS! WHAT A GIGANTIC PUSSY!

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

As sanctimonious and sonorous as it could be, The Sports Reporters was one of the few places on ESPN where one could listen to grown-ups.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

Icon guy is an enabler. Let the prospective clients build their own shit. Tell em to fuck off.

I’d second that. I would never buy one of the Icon vehicles. I totally salute them for finding a niche market in selling iconic 4x4s to rich guys who want to buy some credit as a ‘car guy,’ but to me they just go against everything I like about vintage vehicles.

This is why Trump should not have fought with the intelligence angencies, they will fuck your shit up!

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.