Porsche: “Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."

never underestimate the power of a few blocks of wood

Does that count as two seperate insurance clims?

Man this video never get old. I honestly think after watching this multiple times the owner got lucky that it went down the hill. May have actually helped them make sure it was totaled and get paid out instead of having it fixed.

“Up next on FAN, Mike reads his favorite passages from Article 5 of the New York Racing, Pari-Mutuel Wagering and Breeding Law with special guest John Starks!”

Well it is harder than standing on a mound of dirt playing your nuts, and then throwing a ball.

With all that’s been going on, I wouldn’t be surprised if Vietnam eventually gets MNNA status sometime in the future. While this would be a nightmare for China - having itself ringed by a mini NATO of MNNA countries - it would be a boon for Vietnam and the US, since it would allow training against non-western…

Because the intended customer base couldn’t get a spelling attempt close enough for autocorrect to help them.

For when the One Sports Network comes

“And if I resign, it will take no more than 15 seconds!”

I daily drove a late 90s Volkswagen for 14 consecutive years without ever being left stranded once. Wolfsburg had a whole team of technicians trying to figure out how that was possible.

Promo Code: FUCKED

I, for one, welcome our autonomous bus overlords. But.. these all look as bulbous and ugly as I would’ve guessed.

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

Pandemonium in Pissedthataway!

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

This comment just screams “I have a two-inch penis.”

They’re innocent. Rutgers doesn’t beat anyone.