the officer shows great restraint not shooting the kid for filming in portrait mode. Such valor.

Parked the family Taurus at Arkansas State Police Troop K headquarters in Hot Springs and walked inside for my driving test appointment.

I often make much more than this, by simply driving my car to a destination (Mexico), letting some people fill my trunk with duffel bags, and driving it right back ( to America)! I don't even have to let it sit there!

When was the last time you took the bus? You know what I am talking about - those moving chicanes that plague the thoroughfares at rush hour. Yeah, well just as the experience floods back into your mind, with its endless stops, bat-guano crazy other passengers, and that unmistakable smell of pee, it probably wasn't an…

Why do you get to post disturbing pics up there and we can't down here?

I thought Gawker was trying to stop these kinds of photos.

Ok, lets just get it out of the way.... the news here isn't that Sarafin's gay, it's that someone at ASU is pursuing a Master's Degree.

Iowa Rhabdomyosis..... Outside linebacker The U

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Knowing that, if it was me, I'd just build random hangers all over the damn place. And shuffle giant cardboard flying saucers and crazy shapes all around playing yakety sax. Meanwhile actually operating the black programs out of a shed in South Dakota.

One of these days, secretive government agencies will have to realize that building a giant red arrow right next to their top-secret buildings is NOT a good idea...

I think the majority of the weight saving is to help those poor little winches out that have to drag them up the ramp onto the bed.

Also, some joke about a special Land Rover 'Tow/Haul' mode that pops the half shafts out for easier recovery.

That's the 40 degree incline test. Lol

Toyota would just build one Land Cruiser and put 750.000 miles on that.

A very confused Bengals front office immediately offered him a five-year, $100 million contract.

you lost me at PT cruiser.

*David Attenborough voiceover* And here we see the prevalent Bro Truck, a native of the warm and humid Florida climate, just emerging from it's larvial stage. It's wheels will grow into it's new lift kit over the coming months, and many sprout additional chrome and even smokestacks in an effort to attract the…

The Adolpho Birch is a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree of the genus Betula. It is marked by an inability to adapt to its surroundings and tendency to not know which way the wind is blowing. The Adolpho Birch tends to be short-lived, especially when it can't absorb that Ray Rice is a wife-beating piece of shit.

FIRST!

"If I could just get my hands on @MichelleDBeadle right now, I'd demonstrate EXACTLY what I was trying to say!"