came in to say lengua should be at least higher than ground beef

Ravens fans were expecting anywhere from 4-8 games. For the life of me, I can't figure out why the NFL thought this was a good idea. On a purely Machiavellian level, there's not even money to be made off Ray Rice - he's in the fast decline of a short career. The only explanation I can think of is The Ginger Hammer…

Goodell: [loads Deadspin.com]

"He would be one of the most one dimensional players..."

"He did two things really well"

Heck, the mere fact that McGwire's one dimension has two dimensions ought to be enough to deserve a plaque in Cooperstown.

Never forget - In the NFL, it's better to tattoo your wife with a fist to the chin than it is to get free tattoos.

Bill: I did not spend six years in the marines defending "guilty until proven innocent"

I give out autographs after sex too, but they usually just call it a "affidavit"

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

This year - but that's only because Jeter's college buddies wanted to watch him one last time.

Jeter tipped his cap (face) to the crowd, the players, and the coaches. He then went into the dugout and "pine tarred his bat" while chanting "Yeah Jeets!"

If you're keeping track, the Prime Minister of Antigua has only been in office about a month, and leads a population of around 81,000.

Well, at least the front seats had covers on them. The pre and post wall smash-shit-in their pants won't stain the leather.

Still love my old K5. 1st gen K5's get all the collector love, but keep your eye out for 73-75 full convertible Blazers.

I've had to block 5 or 6 old college acquaintances from my Facebook newsfeed because of all the CrossFit bullshit they constantly post. Nobody gives a shit that you did a personal best burpee set or whatever. Just do your fucking workout and go on with the rest of your day like EVERYONE ELSE.

What the hell is it with the military/pseudo-military and no stalls, anyway?

Should you do Crossfit? No.

The first rule of CrossFit is you do not stop talking about CrossFit.

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International or no tractor!

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